of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
I assume Gagaku went to give the blueprints to Artifenix to fix up Ninja Man?
Yep! Should be back up sooner or later!
It's almost unfortunate, since his feedback would be appreciated for this conversation, as well.
Well, better to do it now than never, I suppose;
We don't know when the next threat is going to appear, so we need to discuss what items we'll need to buy that provides the best coverage for our group. Any suggestions?
Yes, Reggae?
One of every core! Every core, SQUAWK!
...*Sigh* No, Reggae. We need items to actually help us in a fight, not to make a horde out of them.
Hey! Buying one of every core can so too help!
I fail to see how adding more cores to your collection can help in a fight.
It's not just about adding them to my collection! Here, I actually have a presentation ready for this.
There's not enough time for- Where would you even GET a-
I have my ways of getting things. Don't ask where I found these.
*Ahem* Now, here's why we should buy 1 of every core...
Well, things might've gotten rather strange recently, but that doesn't mean we can't have a good Christmas! I'm sure my brothers will love these Snow Globes!
...If only I knew where they were...
GYAAAAAAAAH!
...Huh. That's... definitely not a demon.
...Ow... owowow... That really smarts...
...Uh oh.
...And that's why we should buy one of every core!
You thought that presentation was actually convincing?

Well, something tells me he's probably not going to stop bothering us until we do.
Was it the slide that said he wasn't going to stop bothering us until we buy him the cores?
That may have been a determining factor.
And you're not convinced by this at all, either, are you?
Not in the slightest. But, unfortunately, the majority has already spoken.
Well, at this point we might as well just buy what we want to; The brainstorm session has ended already, so let's just head for the store.
...That's unusual... At least I think it is.
Nah, stores like these typically start selling Christmas stuff in November. Heck, I'm pretty sure these guys started in October, if not sooner.
I was talking about the hole in the ground.
Oh. Yeah, that's rather not normal.
That voice...!
Great. Just GREAT. You RUINED my Christmas gifts! Now I only have one for myself, and only one for one of my brothers!
L-look, I'm sorry, but-
And look what you did to the tree? Do you have ANY idea how much it costed me!?
I-I know, but if we can just talk this ou-
And what's the deal with leaving big holes all over the place, anyway!? You're lucky I'm so tough, otherwise you'd be in a WORLD of trouble, mister!
Look, if you'd just let me explain-
I mean, honestly! What kind of person even does that, other than some kinda creep-
Sergeant...?
I'm so happy to see you again, brother!
...
I'm happy to see you, too, sis.
...Brother...?
Oh, yeah! I actually kinda forgot about her, to be honest.
Wait, you actually KNOW that girl?
Well, I know of her, at least; She's actually Beta's, Sergeant's, and Ninja's sister where she's from... And she actually came from Disarge's world.
Wait, there's a world where Dr. Light created Ninja Man, too?
Well, no, at least not to my knowledge; You guys were actually created by Dr. Innovate.
...I don't really know who that is.
That's to be expected; Both Dr. Innovate and Harmonica here are unique to Disarge's world... Discorded Adventures 2.0, a privatized Discord roleplay between Beta Shadow and RotomSlashBlast.
I actually used to be the Censor-bird for that world, too, until one day things just... Stopped happening. So, there became no real reason for me to be there, anymore.
...I don't recall having any kind of "roleplay of discord" with this "RotomSlashBlast" fellow-
I was talking about the OTHER one.
That's a good question. How did you get here, anyways?
Well, firstly,
Hello! I am designated as DIN-004, but you may call me Harmonica!
As for how and why I'm here, I went off to buy us some things for Christmas- Though, to be fair, I wasn't quite sure how I was going to find any of you guys,
-until I suddenly fell into this pit, which was made by that guy over there!
...Look, if I can just-
I'll get to your little practical joke here in a bit.
Now, what about how you got here? To this world, I mean.
Well, not too long after Beta beaten that Prism Man made by that Rotom guy, I blacked out. Next thing I knew, I was no longer in my lab... In fact, believe it or not, I don't think I was even in my own WORLD.
...I mean,
Given recent events, I'm inclined to believe that.
So, there I was, in this new world. And the first thing to come to mind was that Rotom jerk, so I went to find him and give him a piece of my mind!
...But, he was nowhere to be found! In fact, it was like he never even EXISTED in that world! So, I went to find the one other person I could blame for this: That mean ol' Dr. Wily.
...But when I snuck into his castle to look for him, I couldn't find him anywhere. Just a bunch of robot masters and the sounds of fighting down the hallway...
...Then, suddenly, I find this portal in the middle of the castle, and I thought it'd lead me closer to what was happening. Some monkey-tailed kid coming through the portal confirmed my suspicions, so I went through to investigate.
...Well, until I saw the store and decided to shop around a little for the holidays. I think you can piece together what came after.
...Oh! That reminds me...
Here! I was going to give one each to all of you,
but since SOMEONE made me fall down a hole and broke two of them,
I guess I'll just give it to you, instead. Since, you know, you're the first one of the three of you I actually managed to find.
...Thank you, Harmonica. I appreciate it.
(...A monkey-tailed boy? ...Hold on, is she talking about...?)
(...So, that's what's going on here... Well, it's good to know she's safe.)
...So, I guess that leaves you, then. What's with this pitfall prank? Don't you know someone could've gotten hurt?
...Look, I know I messed up. And I was going to tell the storeowners about this, honest...
...But this pitfall trap wasn't for a prank. It was for DEMONS.
Demons...?
Perhaps you weren't there, but I'll have you know our first major enemy was a demon. The one that destroyed the omniverse. This is nothing new.
The pitfall was never intended to TRAP them. It was to surprise them, and leave them open to an ambush. And even then, this was only ever intended for lesser demons.
...Though, in all honesty, I haven't found a trace of even those around... Well, not YET, at least.
Believe me; If this was a trap intended to kill a higher-class demon, That girl wouldn't even be ALIVE.
H-huh!?
I suppose I should introduce myself. My name is Jazz Hunter, a member of the Paranormal Hunters' Beta Squadron.
Paranormal Hunters?
Where I came from, Paranormals- ghosts, monsters, and all other kinds of creatures- ravaged our world, bringing humanity to a state of ruin. The Paranormal Hunters are a group dedicated to stopping these Paranormals from causing harm...
...And our group's specialty was DEMONS. We were tasked with making sure NO demon would do harm to any man, woman, or child... And we were pretty SQUAWK! good at it, too.
...That is, until suddenly, after we were dealing with a pack of Blodfangs*, the entire world began to collapse on itself.
...Huh. So, I guess those demons managed to win after all, huh?
It was not the demons, or even a lifeform of any quantity, that left that world in ruin... That world became Expired; Something happened to where it could no longer progress... Which meant that, to leave room for NEW worlds, it had to be erased.
Expired...?
And how did you manage to escape from that...?
...I was flung out of that reality and into this one by the will of the Void itself...
...Same as you two were.
Wh-wh-WHAT!?
...No. No! I refuse to believe it! You... You're just making that up!
...I'm afraid that I've seen this happen far too many times to see how your case is any different. I've experienced it myself even before I became a demon hunter.
...Then... Beta? Ninja? ...Father?
I know not of your creator... But if your Beta Man and Ninja Man are anything like the ones I know of... Then they are probably out there in the multiverse, somewhere.
...
...Then we'll find them. Wherever they may be. I just know we will. But first... There is something we must accomplish here.
Something to accomplish...?
...Well, you should know this by now,
but here's what's going on...
So, now you're trying to prove yourselves to this "Supremo", huh? And then he'd restore this world?
That's the gist of it. But he's been awfully stubborn about it.
Well, I don't see why I can't lend a helping hand.
Yeah, I'll help you, too-
Absolutely not. It's far too dangerous for you, and I don't want you to get hurt.
I did get hurt, though. From the fall. Into this hole.
You know what I meant. You heard Calx over there; We've fought the guy who destroyed this world in the first place, and he was our FIRST.
And what makes you think I can't help?
Because you weren't built for fighting like I was.
Neither was Beta, and he did a good job with his first fight!
That's because he wasn't only upgraded for combat, but he was also against something far less dangerous compared to what we're against.
I don't know about this.
Hey, don't worry! Don't worry! I'm sure this will work out just fine!
Where did you even get this from?
I may or may not have taken more than just Ninja Man's blueprints from Wily's lab.
Well, I'll give that old jerk one thing...
This armor makes me feel like I can take on the world!
Oh hey, the others are back.
Where did you all go, anyways?
Well, while you all were gone, we got some crazy training in!
You mean the bare minimum of training that was extremely long overdue.
S-Shut up! We did training okay!? That's the important part!
Know what? I'm tired of this all. And since we've ended up somewhere where- well, it's not home, but it's familiar... and alive
I think I'm gonna hang around a bit. If you find that RGB dork, well, you know where to find me.
Thank you!
OI! THEIF! GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD, ROBBING A BLIND BOT LIKE THAT!
THIS IS MY WEAPON YOU WEIRD LOOKING MAGIC MAN, STOP SHOOTING ME FOR TAKING WHATS RIGHTFULLY MINE!
Huh? where did he go-
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