of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
Thanks for the heal, magic floating cube. And my family, they consist of a robot doctor and 7 other robots like me. And they're trying to pull me outta this place because, uh, we have a bit of a crisis at home. We'd all consider our current situation a vacation.
Hey, if you ever need a distraction, just let me know. I'll do anything as long as the baddies lose and no one else dies.
Hey, cube. You said you had your reasons, right?
You don't mind entertaining us with an explanation of those reasons, right? Because I wonder how exactly you're going to make it a valid excuse for messing up OUR goal of protecting the world from guys like those alloys.
I'm going to go ahead and prepare for another moment of you royally messing us up while you prepare to explain why it's justified for you to nearly kill us all.
Empty..?
I'm sorry, but.. are you blind?
(If it helps, I don't think they care.)
...
(..What?)
I mean, the world hasn't been empty since the end of last raid, but whatever, man. If you're truly here to save the universe- or a universe- then it's something I have no interest in interfering with myself.
Also, fun? If I wanted to have fun, I wouldn't be fighting these guys; I'd be chilling with my friends in that apartment complex over there. I'm doing this out of obligation.
So I'm going to hold you to your word, but I'm going to be rather disappointed if your kill count ends up higher than theirs.
...So, uh, can we...?
Yes. You may go now. (Assuming the Alloys don't kill you first.)
Right, here goes!
* Ahhhh... Feels good to finally be able to relax and not try to fulfill the insatiable needs of that rainbow god. It's cool that we get to be this world's defenders and all, but sometimes, a guy needs a break.
...Especially when you've just been repaired from a major fire injury.**
It's open!
Oh, yeah, I'm settling in just fine.
I've been meaning to ask, though... Where did all of this come from? It's not like anyone on the team are the kind of person to build an entire apartment complex.
There you are; I'm sure you'll make good use of these for this next raid.
This next raid? Ha, no way! I'm gonna spend this next raid taking a break; These bad boys are for the raid after.
...Is that so?
Oh, yeah. It's not like I'm going to be put in a situation where I end up participating in the raid after all.
...Right... (I wonder if I should tell him that the shoes would've been gone once the raid ends regardless of if he uses them or not...)
...Actually, if you're going to spend this time relaxing, then I actually have something I want to show you and the others.
Oh?
Where's Ninja Man at?
He's finishing up his recovery, like he should have instead of following us inside that spaceship. What about Beta Maximus?
He left after helping us out with that Upsilon situation to go back to finding a way back to his universe. He still doesn't want us to help him, for whatever reason.
I'm sorry, but we're a bit out of the loop here; Who exactly is everyone you just mentioned, again?
Sorry, I was just putting some finishing touches.
Hey, all I said is that I've fought stuff stronger than you. I'll try that one last time. Morph Man used Top Spin on Allow Red again, then transforms back to his normal form.
Ah, feels good to be me again.
Doc? Yeah, I can hear you! Are you trying to get me back now?
What? Why?
What?! How do you now you can trust them?! How many are there?
Some meadow with and apartment building. Sorry, I think I misheard. Did you say all of them?
Fine, but hurry up.
...You know, you keep going on about how you're stronger than anyone we've ever fought before, and yet I think that there's no possible way you could've been monitoring us, otherwise you'd know where Sarah was from the start and not have to ask around.
So now I wonder... Do you even KNOW who we fought before you guys?
If you're going to act so tough, then neither I nor my alternate personality is going to back down!
: so long as there's hope, i'll keep fighting!
NOW LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE THIS!
...
m o n e y
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week!
...Ok...?
..Alternate personality? (Does he mean...)
(Wha- I'm not just an 'alternate personality'! I'm my own person! Er.. my own soul?)
(He still can't hear you...)
(I know that!)
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