of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
That sure are a lot of rocks... Maybe I should try to reduce these numbers.
...You, uh, might want to read this more closely...
Yeah, that’s more like it.
Sheesh, what’s his deal? ...Come to think of it, a lot of these guys are on-edge...
...Hey, you. Malagor.
Magalor.
Right, that’s what I said. You said I destroyed this world, right? What do you mean by that, exactly?
Well, if Beta Shadow told Beta Supremo’s story correctly, you managed to re-unlock your “Beta Diablo” form* and combined it with your Ikari state** to turn into a new form that you called “Beta Satan”. You then used it to destroy the entire Chaos Zone... at least in this timeline.***
Is that so...?
Don’t even think about it. Even if we did know how you re-unlocked Beta Diablo, we sure as hell wouldn’t tell you.
Oh, fine. Besides, whatever Beta X did to me to remove that power, I wouldn’t even know where to begin to get that power back, anyways.
(Please don’t tell me we’re going to have THIS conversation again.)
Alright, I’m going to explain this to you in a way you can’t possibly misunderstand:
I am NOT a robot. THESE TWO are not robots. NONE of us are robots. We are very much made of flesh, blood, and bone. We. Are. HUMANS.
...Actually, scratch that; Those guys are humans. I am a 100% certified demon.
Believe me when I say, there has been ENOUGH of us being mistaken as robots back in 2018. We do NOT need to go through this again.
Well, the attack was initially intended to wipe out everything. However, he mucked it up- in classic Beta Devil fashion- and there were quite a few survivors.
You’ve actually been fighting alongside a few of these survivors; Reggae, Dord, Stache... They’ve all been fighting for the approval of Beta Supremo to get that world back.
Actually, some of us were- and for at least one of us, still are- not as “alive” as we appeared to be.
In any case, Beta Supremo said that he did restore that world recently... And I’d say he’s right, considering we’re in that EXACT universe right now.
...Huh. Now that you mention it, he does seem to be acting rather weirdly... And not his usual kind of weirdness, either.
Well, I think it’s an improvement for him.
Oh, come on. Are you seriously going to make me work on my time off?
Oh! If you’re going to be selling, can I get a Large Pepperoni Pizza?
I don’t think Raid Bosses are supposed to be able to use Pizza items in a raid.
Never said it was for the raid.
Pizza talk aside, it’s MY turn now! Give me your best shot!
I see... (Though...)
("Restored" doesn't seem completely accurate..?)
(I guess..?)
(..Do you think... Actually, nevermind.)
(What is it?)
(It's.. nothing. Just focus on the spar for now.)
(..If you insist?)
I swear to Light if anything zappy hits me...
Cover me with more water than I already was, and I'll break more than what I did just now!
Heh... You hit hard. I can respect that. So how about I return the favor?
HAH! How’d you like that?
A little harsh, don’t you think?
Oh, they’re fine. Besides, we said right from the start we wouldn’t hold back; If they can’t handle THIS, then they should back down before we get TRULY serious.
Wait, you still use Diamond? You should catch up with the times, man; Netherite is the top material.
I know, but it was hard enough infusing this thing with an Obsidian tip. Let alone the enchantments- Do you have ANY idea how hard it was to find the kind of enchantments* this thing has?
Forget Diamond or Netherite; Don’t you have that Ancient Shaggy Blade?**
The last person who had that was Donkey Kong, and he sent it back to wherever in the Absurd Roleplay it was***; So unless I want to trek through that void of a wasteland to go get it, I’m left with this Diamond Sword until I find a new one.
What’s wrong, two-shoes? No comment on how unfairly he’s treating his own teammate, especially after an attack like mine?
Something tells me he’s not the kind of person to care about that sort-of thing.
Heh... You know what? If you’re going to go all-out on me... I might as well repay the favor in fold!
Let’s see if you have what it takes to do any harm to Immovable Berserk Instinct!
Dang; The kind of blindness that cool shades do not prevent.
Nice try, but you’ll need to do better than that!
...
What the-? (That energy... Is that- ...No. No, surely, it can’t be...)
...Should I be concerned with that?
Eh, it’s only concerning if you make it concerning.
Dang it! *Sigh* So much for a dramatic entrance...
SQUAWK! it, Gamma! I told you to wait until we actually got here!
What, and let these nerds have all the fun? No, thank you!
We’re right here, you know.
Whatever; I’m here now, so now the party’s REALLY started!
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