of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
. . .
What the...!? What sort of CLOWNERY was that!?
Clownery!?!?
...Who the hell is that?
Well, don’t look at me, I don’t know this guy.
I, uh, think he invited himself.
But I am still a hero of the stars! And now... I shall show you MY transformation!
Behold! The TRUE power of a cosmic warrior!
...I think we both knew it was going to come to this eventually.
Only one of us can be considered the strongest Beta Shadow... let’s find out who.
(Hey!)
...You know I have to do it to ‘em.
Bababooey.
WOOOOO! Yeah, I did the mem-
Ow!
Alright, time for some big brain strategies...
Since you can’t hurt me with this shield up, I’ll basically be guaranteed a strong stat boost! Clever, eh?
You know, that girl basically stealing my stuff is one thing, but replacing it with some kinda Angellic aesthetic? Disgusting.
I am your counterpart from the Mirror Dimension. How do you think I feel when you parade around with demonified variants of my movepool?
In my honest opinion? I’d say cope harder.
Mirror counterparts NEVER get along.
...Dude, it’s alright. Pokemon have been hit with far stronger than that, and the worst that happened was them fainti-
Ya know, doc, if anything, your little pet should’ve been killed after one reality-shredding attack, and yet it was able to stand after two of ‘em before the oversized Charged Shot knocked it do-
Ah, po-
Hah!
OH! I am so sorry, I was just bored from waiting for my turn, and you weren’t there when I threw it, that was a complete accident-
...
...And that, my friend, is a COMPLETELY on-purpose example of how your enemies will be ready to throw ANYTHING they have at you, including things you wouldn’t normally consider to be a weapon! And now with that out of the way, I shall now make preparations for a TRUE attack!
You...! At my moment of grief!? I am going to take that Scythe of yours and-
!
Oh, thank Matt, he’s alive...
...Ok.
What in the...?
THERE’S the classic Raid-Boss Fan reaction we were expecting.
(How come HE gets to be the favorite...?)
...I like the cut of his jib.
Hey, Pop! Welcome back to the party!
You and the others were last here for the Lapley stuff, right? Well, allow me to catch you up to speed...


































...So in other words, you didn’t really miss anything.
Alright, doc. Take THIS!
...You good now?
*Sigh* Yeah, I think I’ll be fine...
Do you guys think you could watch over him for a moment?
Worry not! Your pterodactyl is in safe hands, wings, and whatever Nitron P has!
(Never thought my debut would be spent babysitting...
...Then again, it could be good for ratings...)
Now, Onko. It’s too dangerous to go onto the field right now, so I want you to stay with Uncle Reggae and his friends, alright?
Cool, glad we have that sorted out. Let’s do it, bros!
That depends. Who and where are you?
Sorry about that, I was using a cloaking technique for this other thing, but I didn’t quite get anything from it before I was taken away by that greenish-gray cyclops robot...
My name is Lambda Wind. I am the Beta Shadow of Chaos Zone’s Timeline 3.
Well, if you’re one of us, then you’re welcome to join our side!
...Yeah. That appears to be the ONLY requirement.
Sounds great! What’s the training? Exercise? Weight-pulling?
...Uhhh no, just a regular sparring match, really.
Oh. Works for me, I suppose.
Uh oh. I'm alone.
Uhhhhh.....
(He'll do.) Hey, not Vegeta! Look!
A Killer Klown from Outerspace!
The lot of ye are pathetic! Ye call THAT strong?! I'LL BURN ALL OF YOU AND THIS PLACE DOWN!
Um. Cool.
Anyway, did I mention I look really good wearing a skirt?
I learned that while in dimension 541L-MUN.
Didn't YOU forget you're supposed to use these chat bubble things when you're talking to us directly?
Right, right. Sorry.
Oh yeah, we're two people in the same body. Not a split personality thing. I'm Sutomi, and the other one -Who I might add, is my twin sister- is Mamori. Nice to meet- er, have met you all!
(Oh yeah, we never introduced ourselves, did we?)
(Nope.) And now, time for payback!
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