of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
If you thought SHADOW’S was a Kamemehameha, then wait’ll you get a load of MINE.
And, don’t worry; I’m not gonna keep you waiting for TOO long like he has; Come next turn, I’m gonna go straight to the point.
Bruh.
Yo, bro, time to wake up!
...Seriously? So, what, JUST because I’m the plant guy, it automatically means I’m weak to fire, so everyone has to hit me with their Flame attacks? Isn’t that a little INSENSITIVE towards Nature-types?
...I mean, I am weak to Flame, but that doesn’t mean you should just ASSUME that.
You seriously still have that antique?*
Of course! What kind of cosmic warrior would I be if I didn’t keep good care of my celestial arsenal?
Besides, surely you guys kept all the memetic weaponry that Memesmith gave to you* as well, correct?
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Bro. Let’s show them our signature team-up technique!
...You want to try to do that here. In a place with no trees for MILES, in a place full of ROCKS?
Yeah, bro, come on. It’s totally cool!
...
I’ll see what I can do.
Sounds like some kind of anime fist attack that only a clown that doesn’t know how to spell would use.
Ooh, ooh, can I use it, then?
I was being METAPHORICAL.
Greetings, fellow warriors! I, Xi Warrior, have arrived to join this duel!
And I have not come alone... Behold, for I have brought some friends!
Actually, it is I who has brought him. I have also managed to bring these deserters, as well.
Ok, now calling us “deserters” is just uncalled fo-
Great to see that you guys don’t miss me at all, seeing as you’ve ALREADY found a replacement.
Why is HE here?
Oh, relax; I invited him here as a punishment.
Well, I for one am not picky. Which of you shall be joining my side in this bout?
I’ll pass. I’d rather keep myself out of this one for as long as possible, thanks.
No way. I’m sure I’ve said it before, but I am NOT a fighter.
EXACTLY why I brought you here as PUNISHMENT.
PICKING SUBJECT “Psi Foretell” AND CREATOR “Upsilon Narrator” AS THE NEXT UNIT AFTER SUBJECT “Xi Warrior” TO JOIN THE BATTLE WOULD BE INCORRECT. IN ACCORDANCE TO PLOTLINE “Beta Team & Associates Raid Boss”-
Dude, I get you’re supposed to be an emotionless robot and all, but you’re NOT a part of the plot police anymore, so stop acting like you are.
APOLOGIES, BUT I AM NOT PROGRAM TO ACT, NOR AM I TO SPEAK AS A NON-PLOT POLICE UNIT.
“Not yet,” I should add. Keep in mind I’m still not used to being FIRED yet.
Oh, REALLY? And, tell me; Who the hell’s fault is that, exactly!?
AS WAS BEING STATED, IN ACCORDANCE TO THE PLOTLINE, THE ORDER OF APPEARANCE FOR ALL MEMBERS OF GROUP “Beta Team” AND TAGLINE “Beta Team Associates” IS IN THE ORDER OF THE LETTERS OF THE GREEK ALPHABET. ORDER OF THESE LETTERS ARE AS FOLLOWED:
ALPHA.
BETA.
GAMMA.
DELTA.
EPSILON.
ZETA.
ETA.
THETA.
IOTA.
KAPPA.
LAMBDA.
XI.
PI.
UPSILON.
** PHI.
PSI.
SYNTAX ERROR: THERE ARE CURRENTLY NO RECORDED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE COUNTERPARTS OF USER “Beta Shadow” WHO ARE LABELED UNDER THE LETTERS MU, NU, OMICRON, OR CHI.
UNDER THESE TERMS, THE IDEAL NEXT UNIT AFTER SUBJECT “Xi Warrior”... WOULD BE MYSELF.
...
Nice going, ya emotionless tin can. Should be a lot easier to get him to Multiplier x10 now that you bored him to sleep when you just could’ve said you were going up next.
I ASSURE YOU, SUBJECT “Reggae”, I HAVE STATED WHAT IS REQUIRED OF ME TO HAVE STATED.
Well, I’m sure that Upsilon will be able to make you a real personality after this since he has the freetime for it now.
Well then, my metal comrade! Let us charge into battle as warriors of steel!
CONFIRMED. WE ARE BOTH SYNONYMOUS WITH THE USE OF METALLIC MATERIAL.
Hoho! Well said, friend; Onwards, to glory!
...Hold on a second. Pi said there was a “Syntax Error” for Mu, Nu, Omicron, and Chi.
Now, I know about Rho Program, and I did hear about a “De-Tau Nation”...
But why the hell was there no “Syntax error” for Sigma?
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