of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
WHAT ARE YE DOING WITH THAT FACE!? I"LL WIPE THAT GRIN OFF 'OF YER FACE! 
'YER WALKIN' THE PLANK, SCALLYWAG!
AND DON'T COME BACK!
You're clearly trying to provoke us... Why is it working.
...Oh. Oh buddy. Pal. Friend. Amigo.
You just made a big mistake.
Ya know, doc, that’s an interesting new move ya got there. I thought about stealin’ it for myself, but THEN I figured...
HOLY SH-
And now, the moment I’m sure quite a few of you have been waiting for.
LOGIC ERROR: I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN NOBODY WAS WAITING FOR YOUR TRANSFORMATION.
Well, they’re getting it anyway. ...And Kappa’s, too, I suppose... however much activating his Serenity Ring counts as a “transformation”.
Well, I suppose he should, too. Pi, initiate Serious Mode.
COMPLYING.
SERIOUS MODE ENGAGED.
...You know, I’d actually like to take back what I said about Kappa’s transformation; At least HE got a name change and a different secondary typing. Pi’s transformation is just... what, his eye becomes red and he glows?
Look, Pi was originally created to uphold the plot; He never NEEDED some flashy transformation, and frankly he still doesn’t.
It’s fine, bro; Let’s continue on with the-
...
Hey there, little buddy! Something wrong?
...Owls...
What the-!?
Onko, this is dangerous! Who even let you back here again!?
I had him return to the fight because adorable animals rack up view-
I MEAN UH it’s good for a Pokemon like him to gain fighting experience where and when he can?
He got exactly NONE of that the LAST time he was out here fighting!
...Wait a minute. Who are you again, exactly?
Erm... I am Nitron P, Gemini Entertainment’s top-rated salesman!
...
...You don’t say.
That is rather... interesting information. Be sure your boss knows we’ll be sending someone to visit him soon.
...Right. Ok. Gotta fight one way or another... Think, Upsilon... What is one sound-based move that you know...?
...It’s not going to get any better than that, is it?
Honestly? The fact that you got higher than 1 damage is remarkable.
Do you even know who you’re talking to? I’ll come back whenever the Hell I wan-
...That may or may not have been made by me while I was waiting to join the fight.
It’s working because Devil is a major prick.
...You know, I’m quite impressed. Out of everyone, I never thought I’d be the one with the x40+ multiplier. I’m not sure if that’s a testament to how much you hate me, or how strong you are.
...But, alas. This only means that I can stop holding myself back against the entire lot of you. So now, I believe there is but one thing I can say to you all...
...Cope. Seethe. And MALD.
...I did get them all, right? I can’t see SQUAWK! because of that Hellion girl.
...You only got four of them. And one of them’s even still alive.
...One of them was that Anti-Devil fairy girl, right?
I mean. Yeah?
Good, that was the one I was actually going for. I’m gonna take a celebratory drink.
You summoned me, master?
What in Sam Hell...?
Oh yeah. One of my clones of the alternate Beta Shadows. I forgot I even made you guys.
...Aren’t you guys supposed to be dead or something?
Beats the hell outta me.
...I haven’t missed the whole thing, have I?
Well, if my predictions are correct, this bout will end in the next 1-2 turns, depending on if IRL Beta Shadow wants to compete against time again.
Ah. So I’m right on time for the end, then.
Pretty much. What were you even-
Don’t even think for a SECOND that I’d tell you the answer to that.
...So, what were you doing that made you run late?
...Tell you what. If these guys can get me to a x10 multiplier by the end of this round, I might consider telling you.
...I suppose I should throw my metaphorical hat in the ring, as well. Just be sure to make this worth my while.
Oh no, you are not hitting us with that thing again!
Well.. not head on at least! (Starting to really wish I learned that tincture thing...)
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