of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
Frog (Yes, this is a Rockman 4 Minus Infinity reference)
"I- I- You- Wow I-"
what? Speak. Spit it the
out. What do you wanna say? I'm listening. We're all waiting. And you're doing nothing. This is nonsense. You can't even use words anymore. Go the Hell outside for once
. God
. Get a job or something.
I'm sorry, you don't know what we're talking about? So WE'RE supposed to know whatever the hell a "Wind Guardian" is?
And don't bother explaining, either; The moment you return to the ground, it's not going to matter who or WHAT you are.
Oh, we're well aware of your exploits. Having beaten our old boss Three times over; Once as his normal self, one time as Beta Diablo... And for this timeline, once as Beta Satan.
And note how we've said "old" boss. We've noticed how SOFT the version of Beta Devil that corrupted us became after he brought himself back to life following his defeat as Beta Diablo. And we're not interesting in becoming passive like HE has.
So, we're not all that interested in destroying the Omniverse as he planned, anymore, or at least not for the reasons HE was. We're just in it to revel in chaos, to laugh as we watch it all burn.
And I may not know what a "Gensokyo" is, but you could be made out of Anti-Bassium for all I care. Take it from me: Just because you're made to counter something, it doesn't mean you'll win against it.
Like all the times I beat you?
Shut it.
You know what, kid? You're not half bad.
Your form could do some work, though.
Oh no you don’t.
Looks like the power’s on OUR side, now.
I think you should sit this out a bit, don’t you?
Where did he-
Above you!
IDIOT! Why did you fall for it!? We KNOW that trick! He’s already done it to us DOZENS of times before we came here!
...Maybe.
But it helps to get the POINT across.
Well, well. Look at the big, brave hero. Horribly injuring his own friends just to keep them from doing the same to the rest of them. You probably could’ve KILLED that “Lute” friend of yours, had you hit her with any more than you just did.
And now you're vulnerable. And even IF you try that Falling Blade trick again, we can just set it off so we could follow up with more attacks and-
I’m sure all your talk about “prophecies” and “dormitories” are really interesting, but you’ve overlooked the problem of me having done the exact OPPOSITE of ask.
...Don’t you GET IT at this point? It doesn’t matter WHAT you do to protect them. They’ll always get hurt, sooner or later. The people you protect... They don’t last forever. And what are you left with, in the end?
You... NONE of you understand how MEANINGLESS this is. You’re protecting a world that is going to die off regardless of what you do. It already HAS before.
Not half bad. So this is what happens when you combine the Super Adaptor with... What do you call it? The Double Gear?
Stand down. You can’t win.
HAH! Stand down!? I’ll DIE before I admit defeat to the likes of you!
(...I can’t beat him like this. If I was at my full power, I could crush him easily... But in this past version of Beta Shadow’s body, I wouldn’t even be able to reach HIS level of Ultra Instinct if I wanted to!)
(I could wait for that Double Gear to wear him out completely... But I know the kind of hero he is; He’d completely decimate his entire body to stop me. And even if I could wait long enough for that to take its total toll... There’s no way he’d give me the time, especially with that Double Gear speeding him up.
(...Wait. All this “double” talk has got me thinking... This would be from BEFORE Beta Shadow found the Anti-Omni Meme, correct?)
(...So, if memory serves correctly, it should be...)
(Bingo.)
...I’m giving you one last chance. It doesn’t have to end this way.
You’re right... And it won’t.
Because I have one last trick up my sleeve.
What... What IS that?
THIS... is the most powerful artifact of chaos in all of existence. The source of my power... The Anti-Omni Meme.
...I’ll let you in on a little something now: I’m a bit of a time traveler. This body I am possessing... It belonged to that of someone I would’ve possessed around this point in time.

...Just for a bit of fun, I decided to go back in time to before the original owner of this body found the Anti-Omni Meme, and, with my time-strengthened willpower...
...I repaid his future actions in kind by overwriting his very existence. Then I joined this little “tournament” for your little “Ultra Gems” so I could get a little training put in for when I overtake the body of MY era’s Beta Shadow, and face the heroes of said era.
I would’ve even decided to take these little “Ultra Gems” with me to said era...
...If they weren’t so WEAK.
You... You really ARE a monster.
...Hold on a second. You already HAVE this “Beta Shadow”’s body, right? So why don’t you go to the present with that?
...You simply don’t get it. This is a PAST version of his body. I need his PRESENT body so I could utilize its FULL potential. In this state, I’m FAR weaker.
Wait. You mean to say...
That’s right, fools. All this time... I haven’t even used 1% of my power.
And with this... Not only will I be able to utilize my current full power... But once I take over Beta Shadow in the present, that very same full power will become FAR greater than ever before!
NO!!!
Pathetic. Here I was thinking that I would go into Berserk Instinct...
...Don’t worry. I’ll make this quick.
Rush...?
Whoops. Did I kill your little dog? Don’t worry; Once I’m done with you three, the rest of your pathetic family is next. And you’ll be glad to know that when I do... both of their deaths will be slower and more painful than yours will be.
...
Hm?
...
...Do it.
Oh? And just whatever do you mean?
...My family... This world... I fought to save them countless times. But they’re all doomed to die one day, aren’t they?
Why should we... Prolong what is inevitable?
What are you saying!? He’s talking about our famil-
Don’t touch him!
What are you-
Something’s clearly going wrong with him. Look!
Aha... Ahahahahahaha...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
...Well well. I guess we can see eye-to-eye, after all.
...This is going to be a LOT more interesting.
Heheheh... I'll admit. I knew from the start travelling to this point of time to possess Beta Shadow before he found the Anti-Omni Meme would've left me with less power than I would've liked.
But who would've thought that having less power... Would grant me the chance to gain more power than I could ever anticipate?
...
Indeed... Much like how I was created, it appears that the energy from the Anti-Omni Meme of which I emanate has the ability to draw out the inner evils of others, while also putting them under my control.
I believe I'll call the phenomenon... Anti-Omni Corruption.
...This power... It was dormant within me all this time. And thanks to having absorbed the Anti-Omni Meme of the past... or, I suppose it could be called its own timeline now... I have awakened it far sooner than I ever would have if I were to try to unlock it on my own.
...I can feel it, too. Much like Beta Shadow did with Ultra Instinct against myself and K. Rool... I have now unlocked TRUE mastery over Berserk Instinct. And I’ve done it also sooner than I otherwise would have... Something I never would’ve even been able to do without a proper body, even.
...I think it's high time to return to the present. Unfortunately, while these three would be excellent assets... These three, and this whole world known as DA-1-C will have been long gone in the present. But, that is no issue to me.
...Actually... Perhaps you three can help me with something else.
I have given you a gift; This shall be unique between you and myself. For with the same power I have used to unleash the evils within... You are to traverse the Omniverse, ravage their worlds... and do the same as I did.
Thank you. We won’t disappoint.
Beta Devil, I’ve come to inform you: I have located the first GRAND STAR aboard an airship.
Ah, King K. Rool, excellent timing. I am about done with this world...
...Let's see what this "Chaos Zone" is all about, shall we?
...Don’t you see? Even if you beat us, someone else will STILL come along. Your world will ALWAYS be in danger. EVERY world is.
No matter what you do... There will NEVER be such a thing as “Everlasting Pea-”
Oh, come on, those are STILL going on!? Thought for sure those would stop after we turned her, even if it was for a moment.
I don’t think it really works that way.
ANYWAYS...
Why don’t you stop fighting and join us? You’ll be able to fight MANY powerful opponents, as you always were... You’d just no longer have to worry about “responsibility” or “the lives of others”.
Whaddya say? Interested?
...You know, I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve seem to have grown in power... I’d almost argue that your power level has DOUBLED since you’ve first entered.
I see. I’m curious, though... What else have you picked up from said trip?
...That’s... Ominous. But suit yourself, I suppose.
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