of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
I have no clue why that guy seems more evil than usual, but that's not going to stop me from getting rid of all this red haze!
...And maybe also the source of it, if it's possible.
This mist is Pissing me off...
Wait, what?
I'm the original Starwalker
(For some reason, I was expecting to get that demon girl again... Guess she's not available right now or something?
...Huh, this looks interesting. Seems kind of... chaotic, almost.
...You deadass be in denial if you think for a SECOND he isn't doing all this of his own free will. His own free will, SQUAWK!
Hey, Nitron Ourple. Ready to swag on 'em? Swag on 'em?
But of course! (That's the response that'll maintain the ratings, right?)
Great, great!
We'll need that optimism for the next round.
Huh!?
Well, it wouldn't make sense to immediately assault this Nuru guy if he's untouchable this turn, right? Untouchable, SQUAWK!
Well, no, but... What about-
I'm gonna be real honest.
Outside of trying to engrave it in the minds of chase's character that the Raid Boss FAN is definitely NOT someone who was ever on our side, I don't think I even want to acknowledge this guy's existence anymore. Acknowledge his existence, SQUAWK!
If he's just gonna keep hating us for unreasonable reasons, then fine, whatever. But I'm not gonna indulge him for any of it.
...
Let’s start by…softening you all up.
That ol trick?
Hehehe…what an excellent display of bloodsport no? Even managed to get my attention a bit, and that’s on the first turn. I see a few…mistakes that costed this hunk of junk box a lack of scratches
hey… but I think by the time we're done, we’re all gonna have lots of-
WATCH OUT!
!
He’s…gone…
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS!?!?
WELL?! WHO DID IT
Someone summoned me here. Hmm…none of you bear the mark of the scale nor claim a Coin of Temperance. Could it be perhaps…
So it’s you.
The ones that help butcher the town they were meant to save. The ones that raided the temple long ago. The ones that let evil run rampant and a-muk when it fits you. And for those that newly join your group, so too do they become tainted.
You are all tainted accomplices. And with the bearer of the Coin of Temperance unseen, it can only be judged that they were one of your victims. The last one you’ll ever claim.
SO IT WAS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Out of my way annoying nat.
Offering mercy to a lawbreaker like him is further proof of your sins. His antics have cost lives, yet you keep him around.
...Lives?
The people cry out for vengeance and blood, and I will be the sword that claims it!
My priorities have changed, you are no longer the biggest threat here.
ITS HIM, HE'S THE MASTERMIND BEHIND EVERYTHING OFFICER! TAKE HIM AWAY!
Wha- I have NO IDEA what you're accusing us of!
Hey, it was ONE guy who melted the town! ...I mean, he isn't here right now, but- Anyone else who could've possibly done anything was because of those red SaFRs we were taking care of! THEY were the ones brainwashing everyone to be evil! Brainwashing everyone, SQUAWK!
...Also, temple? What do you-
Oh, you mean the home of those Hydra gems? Man, that takes me back! That was quite some time ago! Quite some time ago, SQUAWK!
...On an entirely different planet...
...LONG before the universe was restored...
...
...Who are you.
Sorry, I'm already happily employed.
I'd still be happy to sell you whatever it is that you'd-
OH SQUAWK IT'S TYR-
Wait, no... He speaks a lot like how he and Valk does, but he's definitely different... Who IS this guy?
Hey, so THIS where you guys have been off to.
Where we've been? You were the one who went off who knows where during that BBA guy's raid. Who knows where, SQUAWK!
...Actually, did you ever even meet up with us since you've got here? How do you even know anything that's going on?
...I, well...
(Look, I actually do have some 4th-Wall Awareness; It's common in the Omniverse I'm from, actually. But I try not to do so too much around here, and I don't really have any excuses. So just roll with it for now, ok?)
(Ah, gotcha. Gotcha.)
...So, who's your friend, anyways?
Deyyen callen me Jǫkull. I vassen bootten a noblenn vikingen, untillen one dayyen I vassen losten in a cavenn of ice and snowwen. And whilenn I am ultimatennly unbodennredden by der coldlden, I vassen unablenn to findnden my vayyen out, and doossen I vassen doomennd to be encasennd in ice and snowwen. It vasnsnen't untillen noblenn Bt herenn founden me datten I vassen freedden frommen my arcticcen prisonnen.
I was deep in a nearby cave at the Rocky Plateau, and when I was resting for the night I made a campfire and rested there for the night. Next thing I knew, I was awoken by this guy cheering his own freedom.
It vassen an act of whichchen I am eternallyllyen gratennfoollen, and a debten datten I intendden to repayyen vidden strengden and loyaltyen.
...Great, I'm sure that story will be well understood by everyone else.
...So, which one of you wants to hop in, then?
Cannen ve notten joostten fightten all at once?
Sorry, that's just not how we do things around here.
...How do you want to decide this?
Friendden, you havenn savennd me frommen an eternityen trappennd vidinnen ice. As soochchen, I shallen grantten you der honorsen of der firsten toornen.
In that case, here goes!
Wait!
Hey, wait-
Here, you'll need these.
If you'd please?
...Oh, alright. I'll need to see how fast we can make the Scales merch, anyways.
Alright, then... Battle on!
Alright! Time to get our ReDord o-
(...On second thought, maybe not...)
...Eh, sure, why not.
I am Justice given form in steel and spirit. Regardless of what world you commit your crimes, it is all eventually brought to the light.
Your Excuses. Mean. Nothing. I commend you for standing up for the innocent, for destroying those monsters. I condemn you for doing it for your own vices, your own purposes. I comdem you for not just said innocent souls being affected by your reckelessness, not just for the past, but for taking the life of one I hold dear, for laying harm to a coinbearer. Only a handful of souls are worthy of that coin, an testament to their service to preventing injustice and a personal promise to come to their aid during times of trouble.
You have made me broken that promise. …That won’t be forgiven.
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