of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
*sigh*... pain...
...But vorth.
...
!--!?!?
...Hmmm!
We...We won!
What was that?
I'll admit, little one, your straightforward line of thought amuses me.
That cellular phone object, that map, and that skill thing*. Now. Oh, and that Charge Module too.
Good. Watch over him a while would you?
...Please don't kill me.
show offs...
Frankly it's refreshing to see one of the dark men,all things considered, People keep claiming that they see Dark 4 roaming around in areas where wily used to be stationed,haven't spoken to him recently actually... Last time we talked was when wily kept stealing the parks budget-
Okay, hold up, you don't want to beat me into a bloody pulp?
Finally... someone that doesn't threat me like trash on sight.
One Skill, one Fortune Module.
Rā purā, purā Zumapurā mapu... 〈Okay, Smaplar, you can do this...〉
Reporting for duty! I'm here on behalf of...uh...
...well, I've been told to check some reality disruption. That's the important part.
Corporal Smaplar
HERE'S YOUR
, NOW
OFF
VERY INTERESTING
THIS WORLD SEEMS COMPLETELY DEVOID OF ANY DEBAUCHERY
BUT THIS IS NOT THE WORLD I FOUND WHEN I REACHED GODHOOD
...ALMOST REACHED GODHOOD.
THIS BODY ISN'T QUITE AS TERRIBLE AS THAT ONE TIME I GOT TURNED INTO A GHOST
BUT IT'S STILL ABSOLUTE
COMPARED TO THE POWER I HAD WHEN I NEARLY BROKE THE TIMELINE INTO A MILLION PIECES
PLUS THESE NEW MEMORIES, PRESUMABLY FROM ANOTHER ME THAT GOT HIS
KICKED AFTER TURNING INTO AN EARTHBOUND REFERENCE, CERTAINLY COMPLICATE THINGS
THEY'RE A CONSTANT REMINDER THAT EVEN IF I HAD GONE THROUGH WITH MY PLAN TO MURDER THE PLASTIC ONES, IT STILL WOULDN'T WORK
THOSE, HOWEVER, HAD ONE THING IN COMMON; URSINE MAN WAS THERE TO THWART MY AMBITIONS.
BUT IN THIS NEW WORLD... THERE'S NOT EVEN THE FAINTEST SIGN OF HIS EXISTENCE.
BY THE WAY, AVIAN GHOST, UPSILON, OTHER NARRATORS I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION
IF YOU TELL ANYONE WHAT YOU SAW HERE YOU'RE GONNA
ING PERISH
...Urgh... Ow...
Not my best landing, but I should be...
...Here... Which is... where, exactly? Not exactly what I expected for a circus robot*-
Ninja Man? You look different... What are you doing here? I thought you went after Shark Man?*
I look different? What about you? You're much different than any other Sergeant Man I've seen... The look suits you, by the way.
Thanks, I guess? Except- wait. What are you talking about? Other Sergeant Men...?
Oh, yeah. I'm not your Ninja Man, by the way. Nor is this your original universe. Welcome to a whole new dimension, pal.
Not my universe? A whole new... Dimension...?
...Hmm, nothing's wrong with my teleporting... But wait, even if something was off, there's no possible way it could've sent me to another universe entirely... Something's definitely odd here...
Doctor, do you read me? Something weird is going on here.
...Doctor? Dr. Innovate? Are you still there?
Doctor? Harmonica? Anyone?
...Beta?
...
Lieutenant turned bounty hunter you say? quite an interesting life, nonetheless, it's good to have someone similar on board with us. Although, it seems as if we aren't the only ones with Military training now
still! glad to be working with you for the battles ahead. Hopefully this time i won't get punched in the face-
Battles...?
Oh, yeah. We're basically fighting for our lives to stop some bad guy so we can prove to some rainbow guy that we're good people. So, that's fun.
Hmm... Do you guys know anything about a purple creature known as Rotom*?
Nope, no Rotoms here! No Rotoms, SQUAWK!...The hell's a "Rotom"? 
Well, then, I've got no leads on any villains. But since it seems I won't be going anywhere anytime soon... Guess I'll stick around and help out.
Well, then, welcome to the team!
Discorded Sergeant
. . .Greetings.
What does anime and swords even have to do with that guy when he clearly wields magic and an axe?
Nukem, sir, show respect for officer* Limstella!
...sorry, that was uncalled for.
It's just...I've been tasked with a lot of conflicts regarding the stigma recently. I don't even know what a "scrimblo bimblo" is...
Hallo, allies! Hva skjer??
... While your Quintessence* is strong, you are certainly one who would put more time into "one-liners" than any actual strategy.
There will be no need for interference any, But I will give thanks for your words.
Miss Valkyrie, are you feeling alright?
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