of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
I grow tiresome of this pathetic display. If you fools are going to be this stubborn, then there is only one way to be rid of you.
...Oh-
You’ve certainly fought valiantly... But despite this, you do not yet have the strength to overcome this foe.
Yet they were able to face the person who destroyed the universe to begin with just fine.
Eh, you know how Devil is; Always underestimating his foes. Also, technically speaking, I was the one to kill him.
Regardless... I’m afraid to say that this is one enemy you’ll have to fight some other day, when you’re stronger... Assuming you’ll ever need to, anyways.
And just what’s that supposed to mean?
Well, honestly speaking, he wasn’t entirely... Evil. He was just... Well...
An asshole?
Yes, that.
Can the next raid boss be you, then?
Huh? Why would I-
JUST GIVE US THE SQUAWKING CHALICE, DANGIT!
Look, as much as I wish to explain, I don’t quite have the time to do so.
And why not, exactly?

Just know that you were dealing with power most of you would likely fail to understand and planning on giving it to someone you don’t fully know for sure the intentions of... And both you and those Hydra-beings were rather selfish about it.
Regardless... I should at least reward you for your actions in saving your friend here...
...What’s this?
It is a special device. If a villain is causing trouble anywhere, that device will pick it up and guide you to where it’s occurring. It’ll save you the trouble of searching blindly or waiting for trouble to find you.
I gave it to Brickell because I trust her most to be the leader amongst you.
I would’ve trusted you to lead the group, too, but you’re too... new. Brickell has been around since Betan, so I felt it would be a good choice. (Tiny would’ve been my second pick, though.)
...Of course, the device is for all to share, so do well to not hog the device.
Now, then... Good luck on all your future endeavors. Hopefully, the next time we meet will come with good news.
You may be an asshole. And an annoyance. And severely underestimating our power.
But, I suppose killing you wouldn't help my...already quite...unfortunate record.
Just one thing.
Now then... Monkey. Where to next.
Want some tea?
I could of gotten that if anyone else introduced themselves...
Oh well. Doc and Dark already told me all I need to know.
YEEEEOW! WHAT THE HELL?
Yeah sorry but I'm not trusting the evil energy guy to be a mucho good boy on his own part so here's some encouragement, attack any of us, and this device will go off, slowly shutting off your internal systems.
I have a feeling this won't work, but I'll avoid finding out all the same.
So, that's, Trio. You thought Betan was bad? Well this guys not too far from him. He destroyed a different omniverse once.
“Beta Supremo”... He has a point.
The estimated damage of that attack would have ripped you to bits. And dead, you wouldn’t be able to “Prove yourself”
Which is why I have built this new body. It is a drastic improvement in speed, support capabilities, and my own survivability at the same time.
The model, I, am now dubbed “Defensel”... And suggest you get used to it.
destroyed a different omniverse you say? we best be wary then, even if he's on our side now and with your kill switch, he might try and pull something...
...I do not wish to sow distrust between the group, but I feel like there are some we should keep an eye on to make sure they don't attempt to betray us
Still! this device should prove to be useful at pointing us in the right direction if trouble arises! i suggest we keep it somewhere safe, but accessible by all
Hmm? Limstella isn't it?
And you said you were only here to record information, I knew you wanted to keep us safe!
So, what's your name? Any affiliates?
Ugh... finally... she's gone for now. So, if you all don't mind me-
I'm gonna take a nap.
OH MY GOD!
...
...Bah. I do not care for whether they are done away with by my hand or no. As for Valk's treason-- her execution will merely be postponed.
Now, Sleipnir, let us lea--
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Aw, man. Those were some serious off-the-charts energy readings. Honestly, someone must have a death wish to fight this.
What's the commotion about? A new threat?
Kind of. Take a look for yourself on the monitor.
....Well... it can't be too serious. Our orders are still to be on standby right no--!?!?
The hell!? Kaizo-- What's one of THOSE guys doing in that section of the Omniverse!?
Aw, yeah. Aesir. Formerly a rival to the Stardroids, they're a society of alien-robots that reside on the big O's very edge. Honestly, someone must've pissed them off.
We're probably on standby because it's not worth the hassle, rather than it being an immediate threat. Besides, he hasn't destroyed anything yet, so we don't really have a right to react. For now, we can just hang back and relax.
...That carefree attitude of yours pisses me off sometimes. Personally, I'd rather die before I sit here until the end of time, collecting dust as I sit on my hands. I'd fight the big man for the hell of it.
Come on now, you make me sound lazy. I'm just enjoying the peace while it lasts. At least I'm not so uptight like YOU.
Whatever. Anything to note from Whitebeard's little trip?
No, not really. Seems he's had what I assume to be a disagreement with a large group of people-- A lesser, possibly rogue Aesir included. After a one-sided skirmish, they all vanished..
Probably for the best. Sounds like a waste for a funny bunch like that to be eviscerated.
Disagree. More factors makes our job harder. You're probably hoping that they do our job for us. But you're on false hope. It's the Interversal Federation Agency's mission to solve these problems. Not some rag-tag irregulars.
Party pooper. Well, we'll see what the future holds.
Wow, that was fast. Did you guys kick any ass?
*Sigh* It was more like the other way around.
Really? Dang, that sucks.
Ah, well. We'll get 'em next time.
That being said, what shall we do with these?
...I know just what to do with these.
Some training for those two, if you don't mind.
Hello? Are- are you okay?
Not sure if it’s relevant, but I managed to actually dodge Tyr’s first actual attack. Dunno if this counts as a no-damage run, though.
Sweet, that Fortune Module’s paying off already! Time to go spend all this dosh!
Hey, wait a sec-
Tell no one what I went through in there, even if you don't know...
Just... shut up take my money already...
WHAT THE ACTUAL-!
...
.....
What'd I do this time!?
..Egh... hodet mitt...
Ja. Erm.. erm well. Tak-- ...Thank you.
Tyr... you all vanquished himm? I vass vorriedden, boott--
...
*whinny*
Sleipnir. Those do not go--
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
I wish I could say we did. It was a tough battle, but not one we'd lose... the problem is that
brat coasting off Mum's credit card up and whisked us away!
But, by the time we next meet him, we will all have only grown stronger, no?
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