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The NEW Clown-Around Diner

December 12th, 2022 at 10:29am
 
RobertT Rottington
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Since I was gone so long it looks like the diner went under so I’m opening a new one!

Available positions include-

Fry cook

Server( waiter,waitress,you get my drift)

Drive-thru

Janitor

If you’re interested please let me know!=O)
The NEW Clown-Around Diner
Posted by RobertT Rottington on December 12th, 2022 at 10:29am
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on February 25th, 2023 at 8:24am
Posted 2023/02/25 at 8:24am
#1
Drench Man looks up from a newspaper he's reading to see the hole in the wall.

...Yep. Seems like it's time to do my job.

Drench Man goes into a supply closet and comes out with what appears to be a spare buster from Concrete Man. Whether this was borrowed, stolen, or given to him is anyone's guess. In any case, he uses this spare buster to fill the hole with cement.
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M
 
M
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Posted on February 25th, 2023 at 8:49pm
Posted 2023/02/25 at 8:49pm
#2
the piece of metal with doritos on his head then looked out the diner window

blast-many a l l,,,
i t h i n k t h e d i s n e y l a n d
e m p l o y e e s a n d t h e f b i a r e g e t t i n g c l o s e r
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QuintAnother
 
QuintAnother
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Posted on February 26th, 2023 at 11:03am
Posted 2023/02/26 at 11:03am
#3
Blast Man hears voices from his nightmares.
M*s***, *u***, M*c**y M****!
The voice becomes louder and louder...
Until he hears an earrape-volume scream behind his face:
MUSKA, MUSKA, MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey grabs a frying pan and starts punching Blast Man with it
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M
 
M
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Posted on February 26th, 2023 at 3:46pm
Posted 2023/02/26 at 3:46pm
#4
HE PROCEEDS TO SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL


blast-manNO YOU ARE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE TODAY-

he then throws a ketchup bottle at Mickey Mouse,books it over to the counter of the diner and throws more random diner-esque items as a defense
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QuintAnother
 
QuintAnother
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Posted on February 26th, 2023 at 7:52pm
Posted 2023/02/26 at 7:52pm
#5
TorchMan, enfuriated by the fight, uses a Flaming Cyclone(original weapon) to throw both Mickey and Blast Man to the parking lot.
torch-manWell, guess it's time to work again DrenchMan. Don't worry, the restaurant isn't with any clients anymore, so I'll help you until someone arrives.
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M
 
M
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Posted on February 27th, 2023 at 11:23am
Posted 2023/02/27 at 11:23am
#6
blast-manwh-nO WAIT-DONT LEAVE ME OUT HERE WITH THE MOUSE!CMON MAN!

blast-manFine.FINE.ITS NOT LIKE HE’S ARMED WITH A FRYING PAN OR ANYTHING!

He quickly looks around the parking lot to find a weapon,and finds a stop sign.For plot reasons,he is able to pull the stop sign out of the ground and waves it around in the air like a child would with a stick

blast-manCOME GET SOME,RICKY RAT!
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QuintAnother
 
QuintAnother
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Posted on February 27th, 2023 at 1:29pm Edited on 2023/02/27 at 1:40pm
Posted 2023/02/27 at 1:29pm Edited 2023/02/27 at 1:40pm
#7
Mickey comes up, dodges all of BlastMan's attempts to hit, and prepares for a final smashing attack with a 10-ton frying pan.
You didn't notice?
20 seconds before...
Mickey: *shows his 10 ton pan* It's a secret tool that we will use later on!
Now...
Mickey: MMUUSSKKAA,, MMUUSSKKAA,, MMIICCKKEEYY,, MMMOOOUUUSSS-
Before he could finish, an extremely powerful flame shot flies to his head, turning him into pure coal. It's Flame Overdrive B!
Torch Man's out of energy. The torch on his head breaks apart. Ugh... well, now, you've gotta pay my broken torch! And it's time for my weekly payment...so I'm out.
He grabs 1000z from the restaurant's money vault, and goes up to Blast Man, casually grabbing all of his 1527 zenny.
This will do. Also forget all of this happened. Time to learn the ways of the F.L.A.M.E.
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M
 
M
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Posted on February 27th, 2023 at 2:10pm Edited on 2023/02/27 at 2:40pm
Posted 2023/02/27 at 2:10pm Edited 2023/02/27 at 2:40pm
#8
blast-manWH-………..

Blast Man watches Torch Man Walk away with a conflicted expression on his face.

He just stands there,in the parking lot,trying to conceive what the frick just happened.
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Hank J. Wimbleton
 
Hank J. Wimbleton
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Posted on February 27th, 2023 at 7:49pm
Posted 2023/02/27 at 7:49pm
#9
grenade-man Man! What a good show! *clapping super rapidly*
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M
 
M
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Posted on March 1st, 2023 at 1:54pm
Posted 2023/03/01 at 1:54pm
#10
he looks around for a moment,and suddenly realizes Torch Man took his money

blast-manYeah a show BUT A SHOW WHERE HE TOOK MY MONEY!

blast-manDANGIT.I was gonna use that for the coke,mentos,vinegar and baking soda-If i dont pay iLLL PROBABLY GET ARRESTED.

blast-manNow im left with the worst option.

blast-manp a y i n g m y d e b t b y a p p l y i n g t o w o r k h e r e
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Hank J. Wimbleton
 
Hank J. Wimbleton
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Posted on March 2nd, 2023 at 10:38am Edited on 2023/03/02 at 10:42am
Posted 2023/03/02 at 10:38am Edited 2023/03/02 at 10:42am
#11
grenade-man YOOOO COOL! I get to work with another Bomb Buddy (according to a random website I found) after like 22 Years and Mega Man and Bass totally did not happen!

(Insert Pirate Man being depressed in shipwreck)
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QuintAnother
 
QuintAnother
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Posted on March 2nd, 2023 at 4:16pm Edited on 2023/03/02 at 4:19pm
Posted 2023/03/02 at 4:16pm Edited 2023/03/02 at 4:19pm
#12
Suddenly, Doc walks into the restaurant.
doc-robotNow scanning...
Everyone around is confuaed about who or what he's scanning. After 30 seconds...
doc-robotScan complete. I would like 2 cheeseburguers, one small cola and one medium sprite. However, I have realized you do not have a cook. I would help with some info on who to hire, but in exchange i want this order to be free. After all, no cooks mean no cheeseburguers. Deal?
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Hank J. Wimbleton
 
Hank J. Wimbleton
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Posted on March 2nd, 2023 at 10:01pm
Posted 2023/03/02 at 10:01pm
#13
grenade-man B-b-b-b-bb-b-b-b-bb-b-b-b-bb--b-b-bbbbb- YO Chase CAN YOU HIRE BLAST MAN RN?
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M
 
M
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Posted on March 3rd, 2023 at 11:18am
Posted 2023/03/03 at 11:18am
#14
blast-manyeah I KINDA need this to pay back for the coke,mentos,vinegar and baking soda I may or may not be able to afford because SOMEONE TOOK MY ZENNY.
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QuintAnother
 
QuintAnother
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Posted on March 3rd, 2023 at 12:02pm Edited on 2023/03/03 at 12:11pm
Posted 2023/03/03 at 12:02pm Edited 2023/03/03 at 12:11pm
#15
proto-manJust be glad he didn't let you die there. You would be a literal pancake right now if he didn't turn that THING into ashes.*points at mickey's corpse*
Also, have this.
*Protoman installs a strange device in BlastMan's pulse*
Nothing personal man, but this is actually a teleporter. You made lots of havoc at DisneyLand, and government has paid me to get you.
*He teleports BlastMan*
Oh and don't worry GrenadeMan, there's another Bomb Buddy wanting a job here. Say hello to Crashy over there! Beware he is very EXTREME about any emotions or effects.

ProtoMan disappears, revealing CrashMan behind him.
crash-manHELLO! I AM SO GLAD I CAN GET A JOB HERE! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! BETTER THAN BLOWING UP 999 METTAURS!!! CAN I GET A JOB!?!??!?!?!? I WOULD GET ANYTHING FOR ANY PAYMENT! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
(btw hey M you can make a story where blastman escapes prison its ok)
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M
 
M
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Posted on March 3rd, 2023 at 2:16pm
Posted 2023/03/03 at 2:16pm
#16
before teleporting,he yells out in frustration

blast-manFFFFFFRRIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCC-
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M
 
M
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Posted on March 3rd, 2023 at 2:21pm Edited on 2023/03/03 at 2:26pm
Posted 2023/03/03 at 2:21pm Edited 2023/03/03 at 2:26pm
#17
As Blast Man plans his escape from the FBI,Hornet Man goes to the drive thru of the Diner.

He pulls up to the window with a car made entirely out of robot bees and hornets,somehow


hornet-manHello,Hi,Yes,im going to need five cups of water.The flower-park’s water system is down for maintenance today and I haven’t gotten to water the Hydrangeas.
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M
 
M
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Posted on March 3rd, 2023 at 2:26pm Edited on 2023/03/03 at 2:38pm
Posted 2023/03/03 at 2:26pm Edited 2023/03/03 at 2:38pm
#18
Hornet Man then presses his finger to the side of his oddly-shaped-metal-ear,and listens for a moment.He was receiving some kind of voice-mail.

hornet-manActually,make that fifteen.Jerry forgot to water the Chrysanthemums and I have to fill in for him.
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QuintAnother
 
QuintAnother
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Posted on March 3rd, 2023 at 4:12pm
Posted 2023/03/03 at 4:12pm
#19
bubble-manHey water guy*points to DrenchMan* are you the one who serves water? You seem to have loads of water.
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QuintAnother
 
QuintAnother
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Posted on March 10th, 2023 at 1:41pm
Posted 2023/03/10 at 1:41pm
#20
rollHello? I see Mr. Drenchman is already working as a janitor, but can I have a job as his assistant or something? Dad(light) said I could work to buy my own stuff if I wanted, but he's really sick nowadays and can't get money! So i wanna help him :)
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